LOLOLOLOL. Look at you, all you suckers that sat there and tuned in to the most beautiful fairytale wedding this country has ever seen. Yeah because its exactly what all you people are all about. When I say you people I’m talking about me too because I was right there wit boo boo watching that nonsense. lol. Seriously, go back to your DVR’s and count how many products were pitched on you in that drawn out 2hr special. Its a shame because some how they made us want to believe anyone can marry this disgustingly materialistic socialite and her overbearing, definitely used to be hot as a mutha****** mother.
I’m at the end of my rope right now…Kris Humphries if he has his head on straight will immediately do the following:
1. Legally Change his name to Kris Kardashian.
2. Write a tell-all book entitled “The Truth About These Hoes”
3. Make up the most sensationalized stories about what caused their breakup including everything that you see in the tabloids…uhh it was her fake butt, Ray J was at my house butt naked, Khloe was jealous etc.
Kris Kardashian (Humphries) should not be worried about no New Brooklyn Nets or any of that shit, tell your lawyer they used you and your likeness to make 10mill on this spectacle, had your mama riding in a Hyundai Equus while they in Rolls Royce Phantoms and pretty much gave you the green light to go get this money yourself, only mistake you made is you should have tried harder to “Federline” that trick (See Pimp Chronicles).
In conclusion, I hope I really hope that Kim sat back and watched how she had 3,987 brands that she promoted in what was supposed to be a special moment to her and her fake ass husband and finally decided she wasn’t going to sell her soul anymore for the “things” in life.
